The Break Up

{1 day}

Dear LSAT,

One more day until I can finally free myself of this unhealthy, controlling, borderline abusive, relationship you've had me enslaved in since March.

Although I must say, I'm going to miss falling asleep on your rock hard abs,

errr....I mean pages,

and our many romantic candlelight dinner dates.

For what its worth, I really did love you (occasionally),

 regardless of the numerous times I may have chucked you at the wall

to make you think otherwise.

Hows that for an unresolved paradox?

I'm sorry,  but I just can't take anymore of your flawed reasoning

 and unwarranted assumptions.

There's someone else......

His name is "The Bar"

Sincerely,

Erika

PS- Apologies in advance for totally kicking your ASSumption on saturday.

{the sacrificial lamb for saturday nights book burning ceremony, and this is only half of the collection}

Alveterzane formal logic. Hello law school!