Deck the Halls

Jew on Aisle 2
{Wing. Wing. Slap. Kick. Kick. Drop it loww....}

For Halloween my {mormon} best friend (Blog Here) turned me into a magic jeWsus lovin christian.  After gallivanting via shopping cart through the christmas aisle at frys at 2am, I was feeling so spirted that I went home to personally write a letter to Mr. Claus himself..

Dear Santa or current resident,

You have been pre-approved for a Platinum Plus Credit Card from Chase Bank and Visa! And for a limited time only your credit transfers will carry a 0.0%* interest rate!

{* Interest rate is variable and increases to a daily compounding rate of 39.99%. Over the limit fees are $49. At any time, we may contact your bank, and switch all your money for SkyMiles on a soon-to-be out-of-business Airline of our choice.}

PS- Remember all those years you skipped over my house? Karmas a beezy! Let this be your notice. You're being audited. That igloo you live in at the North Pole may protect you from the cold, but not from US Tax laws.

Sugg on THAT fat man.

Shabbat Shalom,

Erika